I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would use my yodeling to kill every single one of them. — Mason Ramsey Copy Share Image
Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the… — St. Sukie de la Croix Copy Share Image
“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need to focus on increasing your stamina. — Tom Payne Copy Share Image
“No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.” — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
“This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. Seems more logical than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is a child - a baby - who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth… — Carrie Ryan Copy Share Image
Some of the key components, we wanted it to be so far into the future that you weren't talking about our time.… — Alfred Gough Copy Share Image
“Seriously though, it did not seem fair that the further into the Zombie Apocalypse we walked, the scruffy-boy thing got sexier while… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, after the zombie apocalypse the only thing left on the planet will be cockroaches and Moose," I told… — Katie Klein Copy Share Image
“The antisharia movement lobbied states to pass statutes and constitutional amendments banning the use of sharia in their courts and legal systems,… — Kurt Andersen Copy Share Image
“You have a better chance getting a crack at undead pussy than the real, live thing.” – character quote” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in… — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
“Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know,” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now?” — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
“But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life.… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
In 'Shaun of the Dead,' it's not Shaun's fault that there's a zombie apocalypse - he just has to get through the… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
“You take all of our pain, you are the spine. You are the blood soaked rag that holds closed the wounds in… — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
“All that ran through my mind at her suggesstion was running through the park with a ton of turned Disney Princesses and… — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I never used to run before this, never wanted to and never had the time to. Now, I run nearly every day.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
“...I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
“Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
Keep pissing me off once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted zombie or not! — Unknowen Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been a fantasy of mine to be chased by… — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I don't worry about a zombie apocalypse. Mainly because it's unlikely, but also because I think I'd be pretty good in that… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm stoned focus for the Zombie Apocalypse or any unexpected red alert because I'm condfident — C-DASH Copy Share Image
When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's Thriller, while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood. — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“Presents? Cake? I could use a new bat, maybe some good work boots or running shoes.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
“I don't really believe there is a zombie apocalypse coming. But I'm terrified that I might be wrong.” — Brian Malbon Copy Share Image
“Suddenly living in the Zombie apocalypse didn't feel like the seventh circle of hell It felt possible and full of potential” — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit… — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
