Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler Copy Share
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