I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, 'Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies,… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The best script in the world doesn't work perfectly when you actually act it out. That's a law. That's a given. So… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I see my real job now as - never mind 'The Office,' 'Extras,' film career, Emmys - I want everyone in the… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't mind what people say about me as long as it's an opinion or the truth. If someone says, 'He's the… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
In a safe Western world where we're not being shot at and we're not starving, the worst thing that happens to us… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I get so sick of people asking: "What's your demographic?" Or: "Oh we've got to aim this at..." No, you have to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. So I go about my days trying to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be confident and go into a shop and say, "Hello, yeah, all right," and then the next day, if someone… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Karl Pilkington has the roundest head, I think, in the world. It's not technically a deformity, but I've never seen anything quite… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
When I was about to be famous, I feared it on a few levels. I feared it because I didn't want people to lump… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
I am myself sometimes, and I do state my opinions, but not in a comedy routine and not in my character. There always has… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
It's interesting that music in this country... we sort of sold something to America with The Beatles and they sold something back. And we've… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
