Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I understand the intensity of the supporters. I wonder how they could turn up for work on Monday morning after we lost… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I think when people say they dread going into work on Monday morning, it’s because they know they are leaving a piece… — Tony Hsieh Copy Share Image
Those are the ladies sitting in church. And in the same way that they might feel a joy and release on Sunday,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I think when people say they dread going into work on Monday morning, it's because they know they are leaving a piece… — Tony Hsieh Copy Share Image
There's something about the schedule of working in TV that's attractive. You know exactly what the next six months is going to… — Nat Faxon Copy Share Image
Training is full-on. Some days I really don't want to get out of bed and hit that track again. Sunday and Monday… — Jessica Ennis Copy Share Image
