I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your joining together bring you more joy than you can imagine. Congratulations on your engagement! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow and always living together as husband and wife. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our lives have been enriched by your friendship and your presence at our wedding enriched that special day as well. We thank… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The smile on your lips has told all that you have found the special person in your life. Congratulations on your wedding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Wishing you lots of wonderful moments of togetherness now & always, may God bless you. Happy Engagement Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We hope from this moment on your lives will be filled with love and laughter. Congratulations to you both. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to have SEX with the one you love so much , so it wearing the safest thing.. Know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love has united you as man and wife. May your love grow for each other every day! Many congratulations on your marriage! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are truly and deeply in love the whole world tries to bring you together. Congratulations on your wedding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
you shall tie the marriage knot with the ropemaker's daughter and the cawing of the crows will be your wedding song. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that forever the two of you are one. Congratulations on your engagement! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Wishes on Your Wedding Day! May your stay together have every happiness in your new life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to the non-existent wedding you're planning on Pinterest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of our wedding with your presence and gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything in my power to make your bachelorette party all about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your wedding! May you find happiness and love in each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the first day I knew you two are made for each other. Congratulations on your big day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m glad your parents will be at the wedding. It’s important for you to see them,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let faith, hope and, above all, love, guide you for the rest of your life. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can hardly wait for you to blow your tax refund on our destination wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
