The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Well, yeah, but she looks , like, twenty-two. And she acts like a four-year-old.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He stood there, looking at her. She glared back, opened her mouth to continue the conversation, but he suddenly turned, walked away,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He hesitated. 'Serpine used my wife and child as a weapon against me. In order to do so, he had to kill… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't mind a sister either." "Any chance of that happening?" "I can't see what would be in it for my parents.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires." Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?" "We don't… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I also think Valkyire’s ex-boyfriend will come in handy here.” Ravel frowned, “The dead vampire?” Valkyrie glared at him, “I think he… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie Cain got out of the passenger side. She zipped up her black jacket against the cold, and joined Skulduggery as he… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one to ten - the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field… — Derek Landy Copy Share
We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace… — Derek Landy Copy Share
