Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Love is about doing all crazy and absolutely insane things and yet thinking it all makes sense. Happy Valentines Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who has so much love to give, celebrates valentines day every passing day in his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday. — John O'Callaghan Copy Share Image
Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines day is almost here, this day is about caring and sharing, mostly for those who love one another, Valentines day is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when a bhoy say he love u then ask you out then you say yes then you have been going… — Kerrri Copy Share Image
Every morning, your smile is the first thing that crosses my mind. You are the one who is always present in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul Ill never leave U & never wanna U let go U… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
In high school, I was crazy in love, and I would make handmade construction paper valentines every month for our monthly anniversaries.… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
Why send roses? Wouldnt it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, Ill deliver them to your woman… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who dont care about Valentines day ? Its that one time of the year where everyone tries… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need flowers or choccolates for this comming VALENTINES DAY , coz all I need is your Smile,Hug,Kiss and your caring… — Carla Gualvez Copy Share Image
“All coral in every world think of Australia the way that you and I think of Mesopotamia - it is the ancestral… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Is this human enough?” he asked, raising both arms for inspection then letting them drop. “Will I fit in among the masses?”… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentines Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you give someone a single sucker on valentines day I'm sure they will smile (: — Me :p Copy Share Image
Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Get over it,because some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't care about having a lover on valentines day because all that matters to me is having a loving family for… — Akash B Chandran Copy Share Image
I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I… — Kalin Leonard Copy Share Image
Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says Im on my period: Priceless. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines day, an excuse for guys to treat girls like princesses, even though that's how it should be everyday of the year... — Kylee Copy Share Image
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box. — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
You are special to me like no other. I don't want to imagine a day without you in my life. Happy Valentines… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday. — John O Callaghan Copy Share Image
Every second my heart beats for you and tells me how much it wants you. Come stay in my heart forever, my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to wait until Valentines Day to show someone how much they mean to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Valentines Day! Whether youre in a relationship or not, make sure to tell those close to you that you love em. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
What do you gift a Valentine who is so cute, hot, sexy, loving, caring and gentle? Nothing but lots of hugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is about loving yourself and finding that special someone to share and celebrate it with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a date on Valentines Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's day or a father on Father's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
