Twitter bios Quotes · Page 2

A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.

— Marc MacKenzie

I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.

— Anonymous

Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

— Anonymous

Im just a boy, standing in front of the world, asking you to follow me.

— Anonymous

Ive never been a millionaire but I just know Id be darling at it.

— Anonymous

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.

— Anonymous

Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.

— Anonymous

Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.

— Anonymous

I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.

— Anonymous

90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills.

— Anonymous

I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

— Anonymous

Im a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.

— Anonymous