Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Without unscrambled eggs, there was no time travel, no more depredation of the Now, and we could look to a brighter future… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
...the landscape inside Lord of the Rings was so stunning and so stupendous that it could be absorbed as a form of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, O’er a plan to venge myself upon that cursed Thursday Next-… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
He spent his life immersed in books to the cost of everything else, even personal relationships. "Friends," he'd once said, "are probably… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Journeys up the Metaphoric River are hugely enjoyable and highly recommended. Since every genre is nourished by its heady waters, a paddle… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
