Taxes Quotes by Anonymous

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love

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Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.

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I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.

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Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes.

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Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.

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Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.

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If the government could tax broken hearts, there would be no deficit.

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I'm amazed that you get a refund from the state and a year later you have to pay federal taxes on it.

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The people starve because those above them eat too much tax-grain. That is the only reason why they starve.

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The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.

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I doubt God would want to touch America's tax code, since it is already located in the third rung of Hell.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and…

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My opponent Senator Menendez and his colleagues are pursuing what I consider a Jon Corzine economic policy. Higher taxes, more spending, more…

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I love seeing teens post things about the election like they know it all. Yes please elaborate on your infinite knowledge of…

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Well, a deficit reflects an imbalance between spending and revenue, and so narrowing it requires acting on one, the other or both.

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I hear the complaining about tax increases and benefit cuts. But I don't hear a lot of alternative solutions. What do you…

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Job creation requires a business friendly environment with a tax structure that is not punitive and a state government designed for efficient…

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Should we freeze or postpone prospective tax cuts and avoid any new tax cuts until we are sure we have the money…

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Truly rich escape taxes or pay lower as their money primarily comes from assets & dividends. So everybody else with ObamaCare got…

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My world was completely different to other boys my age. When I was six I was earning money, and by 10 I…

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“The expenses of government, having for their object the interests of all, should be borne by every one, and the more a…

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You've got to either say you're going to cut taxes and find some spending cuts. I think we ought to reform long-term…

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In sorting out my feelings and beliefs, there is, however, one piece of moral ground of which I am absolutely certain: if…

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“Berkshire's involvement was seen by some as particularly provocative, as Mr. Buffett personally has supported higher taxes on wealthy individuals; Mr. Obama…

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Keeping a lid on taxes is not just good for the taxpayer. It's a powerful way to force government to be more…

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When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets. We know Mitt Romney never met…

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Eastern Washington families and businesses should be able to deduct every penny of state and local sales tax they pay throughout the…

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“President Obama has denounced companies that have elected against imposing unnecessary tax burdens on themselves as “corporate deserters” and has demanded of…

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“The U.S. corporate-tax code is an ugly and unusual beast: It imposes the highest top rate in the developed world, but a…

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You must therefore zealously guard in his mind the curious assumption 'My time is my own'. Let him have the feeling that…

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I am thankful for... the taxes I pay because it means that I am employed, the clothes that fit a little too…

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The death tax is one of the leading causes of the dissolution of small businesses.

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Our priority must be to build a path towards balancing the budget, and we cannot tolerate growing deficits.

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Maybe you shouldn't have done your own taxes considering your inability to calculate a restaurant tip.

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I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent.

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Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

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Having a friend like you could conceivably be some sort of tax deduction.

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Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.

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A 'free loader' is someone who doesn't pay the mandate tax, but NOT someone who pays no income tax.

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Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year.

— Anonymous