Survival Quotes by Joe Teti · Page 2

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

— Joe Teti

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

— Joe Teti

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

— Joe Teti

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

— Joe Teti

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

— Joe Teti

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

— Joe Teti

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

— Joe Teti

That's a bust your ass shot through and through.

— Joe Teti

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

— Joe Teti

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.

— Joe Teti

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

— Joe Teti

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

— Joe Teti

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

— Joe Teti

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

— Joe Teti

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of…

— Joe Teti

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

— Joe Teti

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

— Joe Teti

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

— Joe Teti

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

— Joe Teti

Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

— Joe Teti

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

— Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

— Joe Teti

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

— Joe Teti

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

— Joe Teti

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

— Joe Teti

Three fires is the international distress signal.

— Joe Teti

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

— Joe Teti

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

— Joe Teti

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

— Joe Teti

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

— Joe Teti

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

— Joe Teti

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

— Joe Teti

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

— Joe Teti

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

— Joe Teti

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

— Joe Teti

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

— Joe Teti

It's probably one of the worst places I've been...

— Joe Teti

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.

— Joe Teti

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

— Joe Teti

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

— Joe Teti