Stupid sports Quotes

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

— Paul Merson

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

— Bill Peterson

The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

— Tony Cottee

I've been consistent in patches this season.

— Theo Walcott

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

— Stuart Pearce

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.

— Joe Namath

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

— Ron Atkinson

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

— Terry Venables

There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way

— Terry Venables

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at…

— Chuck LaMar

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

— Tim McCarver

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

— David Beckham

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

— Terrell Owens

Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

— Peter Withe

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna…

— Joe Namath

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

— Ron Atkinson

Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour…

— Shannon Sharpe

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam…

— Carl Everett

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ...

— Mike Cameron

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

— Joe Theismann

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

— Jose Canseco

I never make predictions and I never will.

— Paul Gascoigne

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

— Scottie Pippen

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

— Alex Rodriguez

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

— Rickey Henderson

Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.

— Terry Venables

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

— Ian Darke

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

— Barry Venison

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

— Kevin Keegan

Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked.…

— David Millar

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

— Ruud Gullit