You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns" (After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
When I look at it now, the whole punk thing is sort of comedy in a weird way. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Music should always be polarizing. What one person likes, somebody else hates. And I hate that kind of snobbery in pop music.… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons...… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I have total respect for anyone who discovers a band like Snow Patrol. I would be hopeless at signing a rock band,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen... If he got 100, I should have got 500. In the last five years, I've… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell Copy Share
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital. — Simon Cowell Copy Share
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share
My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it. — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political… — Simon Cowell Copy Share
