“I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Women‘s football is crap. If it were any good people would go and watch it, but it isn’t and they don’t. And,… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Two hours later, a noise resembling a hippo rolling along a corrugated iron roof shook Jane from her doze and Rob bursts… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“A game?’ Rob spluttered. ‘A bloody game?’ He turned to face his father. ‘This is your bloody fault! I’m living your bloody… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“These days, things were different. Much different. For the most part, what fun there was to be had at Upton Park came… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“To be perfectly honest, if I had my way women wouldn’t even be allowed inside grounds, and I certainly believe that if… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Jane turned and looked at Rob who was still staring into space with a crazed look on his face. ‘Are you listening… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Oh really?’ said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor man’s Roger Moore. ‘And what on… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’ ‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“One of the things about football fans in general is that they all think that they’re the same. But they are not.… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do things under… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Okay then, we’re set” he thought. “Come and get it”. The enemy, his enemy, were walking into the classic football ambush and they didn’t… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Heads up lads!” someone shouted. “Here we go!” More missiles, this time not just bottles, but coins as well. And then from the other… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.” — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“A very worrying development at lunchtime. As we were walking down the Charing Cross Road, Emma put her arm through mine. Not even Liz… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“To be fair, her expected hatred of all things male has not materialised because it is clear that she simply dislikes everyone. I suspect… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“To be perfectly honest, if I had my way women wouldn’t even be allowed inside grounds, and I certainly believe that if a ground… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Jane turned and looked at Rob who was still staring into space with a crazed look on his face. ‘Are you listening to this?’… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Women‘s football is crap. If it were any good people would go and watch it, but it isn’t and they don’t. And, to be… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Oh really?’ said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor man’s Roger Moore. ‘And what on earth makes… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think what you've… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Fitchett smiled to himself. He loved this bit, when it’s about to kick off. Half terror, half ecstasy. The adrenaline surging through him like an… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’ ‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It got worse.… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
“One of the things about football fans in general is that they all think that they’re the same. But they are not. This is… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share
