“He has a name." "Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn’t it?" Fletcher responded. "That’s an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
She’s not… She’s not datin’ the skeleton, is she? How would that be even possible, let alone… nice? He’s got no skin,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Her parents wanted her to find her own way in life. That’s what they’d said countless times in the past. Of course,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days? — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field… — Derek Landy Copy Share
We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace… — Derek Landy Copy Share
