“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when your crush relationship status changes to Single and your heart stops. Best feeling. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Single or partnered, on the spiritual path, everyone is both. And neither. We are omni-relationship-status.” — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Good old days when there were more relationships and less relationship statuses. — Lenny Copy Share Image
Single and relationship are just titles, your heart determines your true relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's better to find someone who will change your life, not only your relationship status. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: [ ] Single [ ] In a relationship [ ] Engaged [ ] Married [ ] Divorced [ ] Waiting for a miracle to happen!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have an option that says On the Prowl for your Relationship Status... Single just isn't cutting it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“When we are a spiritual student, our gender identity is omni-gender and our relationship status is omni-relationship-status.” — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Bitch, you're a booty call stop putting your relationship status as it's complicated — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change relationship status. After 3 it should be default to unstable — Popoola Emmanuel Copy Share Image
If YOU have to ASK, if YOU 2 are IN A RELATIONSHIP or NOT then YOUR STATUS is SINGLE!!! — Jason Clark Copy Share Image
The best relationships aren't shown on Facebook. In fact, if your relationship status is on Facebook, y'all are probably destined to fail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".” — Yasmine Surovec Copy Share Image
“You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
Y'all change your relationship status more then anybody else in the world. How do u expect her to be my sister in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
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