In advertising agencies, they will always hire more client servicing people than creatives. — Charles Elba Copy Share Image
Try to play me, and I'll make your blood flow faster than the old Jay-Z — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I've seen girls turn to double dumb hoes, then they get pregnant...another one grows — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I'm tired of you niggaz with your maybe beef, we gonna be here forever, you're temporary like baby teeth — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I'm in the Gucci vest with the green and red straps, I'm the Last rapper to scare n****s since craig Mack! — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Even my father knows where the revolver goes...I'll bring the beef to your front door like Dominoes — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
My momma had heart attacks back to back I'm sorry, but I wasn't really thinking bout rap than my Pops just past… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Musically, I want to graduate and become one of the greatest. You can't do that just spitting punchlines. I respect those people… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
I use those expectations as a color on my palette, a certain temperature in the room. You can use those expectations for… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image
We need a President that all Americans can respect, not a celebrity who uses words like freedom and liberty like they are… — George Pataki Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find the inner motivation to… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
One of the challenges with series TV is not to give everyone all the punchlines, all the gags and all the fun… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
Be prepared to cut your little extra lines that come after a big punchline and move on to the next joke or… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I'm feelin new, but I demand some respect, 'cuz I already wear your advance on my neck — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Run when we startin to raid, or leave with 12 shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
I don't sit down to write a song; they just come to me from something that somebody says, or something in the… — Mose Allison Copy Share Image
Donald Trump was seen for quite a long time as a punchline, the jokes about the excesses and the failures of the… — Timothy L. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing.… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I always try to write a song to work things out with myself and I want to do it with a little… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be defined so much by comics or cartoons. My work is more narrative than that. If you take… — Raymond Pettibon Copy Share Image
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
