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218 Programming quotes by Anonymous

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A model written in ASN.1 links DNA and protein data together. The quotes remind developers that stopping features just to clean up code can be risky, that clear error messages pay off forever, and that readability should be the first priority. They also note that cheat codes don’t raise the skill level.

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“Switch Recommends a Coding Career for You and Matches You to Courses”

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“An interface is a contract between you, the code developer, and the compiler.”

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There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.

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“A mere 1.6% of developers earn more than $500,000 per app per month.”

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'It's complicated' is just code for, 'Im willing to cheat.'

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“used a lot of our own research code (in python)”

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“No, I’m not suggesting that developers desert Android for iOS:”

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There was something amazingly enticing about programming.

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“the art of writing changeable code requires the ability to write high-value tests.”

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“An integrated family of application construction tools that automate the Rational Approach throughout the software lifecycle”

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Computers are just a machine that are behaved to train you, not for just making you sit idle and let that freaky…

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“There are many ways to achieve developer happiness, but making your core business products a playground for developers seeking novelty is the…

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“Well, yes, software people are terrible at estimating, because humans are terrible at estimating. Let’s not just try harder. Let’s find a…

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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

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I was fortunate in that I attended university in Canada in the early 1970s when you could take a true liberal arts…

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If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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“Functional programming has excellent support for writing imperative programs, with the added benefit that such programs can be reasoned about equationally because…

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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women…

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“with the Rational ApproachTM, a comprehensive softwareengineering solution consisting of three elements: • A configurable set of processes and techniques for the…

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I chose to deal with the science of cryptography. Cryptography began in mathematics. Codes were developed, even from Caesar's time, based on…

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“comprehensive softwareengineering solution consisting of three elements: • A configurable set of processes and techniques for the development of software, based on…

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We can collaborate with a Netscape employee or partner who's halfway around the world. We can distribute information and software to customers…

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It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead…

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“The most successful computer programmers aren't the ones who approach programming as a task they have to carry out in order to…

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Observe that for the programmer, as for the chef, the urgency of the patron may govern the scheduled completion of the task,…

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Everything. A letter may be coded, and a word may be coded. A theatrical performance may be coded, and a sonnet may…

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“Programmer Chris Camfield was in charge of implementing the tactical layer battle mechanics. A lifelong player of pencil-and-paper role-playing games as well…

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“Generative testing is an approach to testing software that was made popular by the QuickCheck library. Originally written in Haskell and since…

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“Software development requires the cooperation of everyone on the team. Programmers are often called “developers,” but in reality everyone on the team…

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“We all have our own constraints to deal with—rules and social norms we’re required to observe that we’d rather not. Dress codes,…

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“A powerful programming language is more than just a means for instructing a computer to perform tasks. The language also serves as…

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“Agile is quite simple. The most popular Agile approach, Scrum, has just three roles, a handful of activities, and one major artifact:…

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“It seems to me that Scrum and other agile techniques are being used as substitutes for careful modeling, where a product backlog…

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“In a stunning 1971 paper, Twenty Things to Do with a Computer, Seymour Papert and Logo co-creator Cynthia Solomon proposed educative computer-based…

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“The U.S. corporate-tax code is an ugly and unusual beast: It imposes the highest top rate in the developed world, but a…

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“Despite the “R” in CRM and the $11 billion spent on CRM software annually, many companies don’t understand customer relationships at all.…

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“What then is the relation of law to morality? Law cannot prescribe morality, it can prescribe only external actions and therefore it…

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“The true turning point came when I was about fourteen years old. I bought a copy of PC Plus magazine which included…

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“For example, say you're an average web developer. You're familiar with a dozen programming languages, tons of helpful libraries, standards, protocols, what…

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“As an author writing about software engineering, I am committed to providing the best grounding for any factual claims I make or…

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