I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This last season that I played, we had a player like that and we got first place we all had a party… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In times of peace, the war party insists on making preparation for war. As soon as prepared for, it insists on making… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although I'd first seen Senator Hart in Aspen, Colorado, at a New Year's Day party in 1987, we hadn't talked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the mark of our whole modern history that the masses are kept quiet with a fight. They are kept quiet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we see the face of God we shall know that we have always known it. He has been a party to,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No political party can ever make prohibition effective. A political party implies an adverse, an opposing, political party. To enforce criminal statutes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shyness is about the fear of social judgments - at a job interview or a party you might be excessively worried about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So many people say, ‘So, what, are you a party girl?’ And I say, ‘I’m a walking good time.’ Do I sometimes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over the course of two terms, President Reagan revolutionized the Republican Party and changed the political atmosphere in a way still being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get involved with people that party as hard as I do…we are terrible people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lifes a party is the motto, order us a couple bottles, it's like I just won the lotto cause this girl looks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've tried to maintain my independence in Congress. Sometimes that has meant opposing my own party leaders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In any conflict the boundaries of behavior are defined by the party that cares the least about morality — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But I don't think the Democratic Party is at eye level with the middle class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom says, Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says, Love your enemy. Case Close — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything in my power to make your bachelorette party all about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually I dont remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when there are two token black guys at the same party. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont understand why everyone has to 'party' all the time. Whatever happened to hanging out and being with friends? Its time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life might not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together. I wouldn't want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to make some white friendss . Always down to party hard. I need that in my life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors noisy party than being there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing around the grill is fine, but I like to have my friends come in and out of the house. Movement makes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
