I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How come in Spider-man 3, when his suit turned black, Spider-man became a thief and a criminal... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when U finish a good movie and U have to face the reality of your boring life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless you're a big movie star, regular television work is going to bring you more exposure than anything. Everybody has a television;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Promise me no matter how depressing our love lives get, we'll never give up watching romantic comedies that make us feel even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've fallin asleep during a movie...you're no longer watching the movie the movie is watching you...wishing it could go to sleep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose carefully; memories are all we end up with, at least pick the nice ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I blame the movies for always giving me hope in finding true love. That shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when a film says, 'Based on a true story.' and it automatically becomes 100 times scarier. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Madea is my woman and her Christmas movie is funny and she is a nutcracker — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I couldn't help but notice your pain..MY PAIN? It runs deep,share it with me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's go see a movie about a teenage girl's decision between necrophilia and bestiality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always loved music. I listen to music the way a lot of actors watch movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
