Sometimes, when people don't like our movies, we're like, 'I'm with you.' — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
We had a great run on 'Reno' - 87 episodes and a movie. Not too shabby. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
There's a studio formula of making a movie that Betty White fans and Ice Cube fans are going to love, so it's… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Telltale signs that your movie is going to go bad is, one, the producer of the movie flees the country. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You need to learn that, unless your lead character is written in a way that one of the 20 movie stars want… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
When I walk out of a movie that's actually good, I write emails to anybody I know who was involved with it. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
'Balls of Fury' was my first time directing, and that's a movie that I think parts of it are great. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I think with any movie, directing is more in the preparation. You just have to prepare for everything that's going to happen. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
If a movie has three decent scenes and a decent character, I think, 'OK, at least they got that guy right.' — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Nobody mentioned this in any of the reviews, but the reason we came up with that plot for 'Reno 911: Miami' is… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I would say, A, you can't really teach anyone how to write good characters, because it's something you have to teach yourself… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You need to know that going in, and you also need to be able to write all the time. So when somebody… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You'll be in the checkout line at the supermarket, and there will be one of our movies in between the Certs and… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Writing a screenplay's not rocket science, but I was in a bar, and the bartender came up to me and said, 'I… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
When we first started to write our first movie, 'You Are Going To Prison,' we wanted it to be crazy and unique,… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
You need to know that going in, and you also need to be able to write all the time. So when somebody looks at… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
Not taking criticism of your writing personally is an enormous step towards surviving the studio system. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
I don't think people realize how many scripts you write that go nowhere. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
If you have a writing partner that you don't share a work ethic with, it's doomed. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
We joke a lot about how, in Hollywood, the writer is one step below the doormat. That's not self-loathing. That's true! — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
For a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot every year, but most of them never get produced. It's very easy… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
It's much easier to get your material out to the public now than it was in 1988, when you basically had to get onto… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
'Balls of Fury' was my first time directing, and that's a movie that I think parts of it are great. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share
