An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
The notion that as a man grows older his illusions leave him is not quite true. What is true is that his… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
One does not go to the theater to see life and nature; one goes to see the particular way in which life… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
The notion that as a man grows older his illusions leave him is not quite true. What is true is that his early illusions… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
The Russian dramatist is one who, walking through a cemetery, does not see the flowers on the graves. The American dramatist . . .… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share
