Honor is the number 1 think you should always keep and your pride you should always seek. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being the best is great, you're number 1. But being unique is greater, you're the only one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One plus one is two. That's how it is with me and you, and since the sky is always blue, know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number then that means you don't know me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isnt even one of the choices on the test... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I believe that there are 15,747,724,136,275,02,577,605,653,961,181,555,468,044,717,914,527,116,709,366,231,425,076,185,631,031,296 protons in the universe and the same number of electrons.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If indeed, as Hilbert asserted, mathematics is a meaningless game played with meaningless marks on paper, the only mathematical experience to which… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The game of life does not proceed like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone believe that the difference between the Lebesgue and Riemann integrals can have physical significance, and that whether say, an airplane… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Golden Number is a mathematical definition of a proportional function which all of nature obeys, whether it be a mollusk shell,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've always believed in numbers and the equations and logics that lead to reason. But after a lifetime of such pursuits, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Modern mathematics contains much more than that, of course. It includes set theory, for example, created by Georg Cantor in 1874, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Indeed every mathematician knows that a proof has not been “understood” if one has done nothing more than verify step by step… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We now come to the decisive step of mathematical abstraction: we forget about what the symbols stand for. ...[The mathematician] need not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An easy direct calculation shows that d dt exp[!g(t)][$(t) ! a] = 0, so, indeed, exp[!g(t)][$(t) ! a] = $(0) ! a.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What the public wants is a little intellectual 'kick', and nothing else has quite the kick of mathematics.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework? Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Not my grade in math, not my blood type, but my favourite quote "Be Positive".” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a truly marvellous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xy+(4 20) > x-5y[2+9-7] in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mathematics is not about numbers, equations, computations, or algorithms: it is about understanding” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mathematical physics is in the first place physics and it could not exist without experimental investigations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share