Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. — John Waters Copy Share Image
And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed. — John Waters Copy Share Image
In the 1960s, if you could save $500, you had enough to move to another city and start a new life. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Good actors, actually, in real life, are shy and very quiet people a lot of the time. — John Waters Copy Share Image
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. — John Waters Copy Share Image
My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Things are going great in every part of my life except movies. That's okay. I've got a lot of other parts of… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I have to talk about my movies. I have to give interviews to promote what I'm doing. But no one really knows… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I never got along in school, really - I already knew what I wanted to do. I have never in my life… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, "Do you have a hobby?" A HOBBY?!… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“It wasn't until I started reading ... that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. You should have been, or something's the… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“I’m alive, I think, and so many of my friends are not. I may be nuts to be doing this, but I’m… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I always feel bad when I meet celebrities and I can just tell every single thing about their personal life, I just… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm trying to do of a certain attitude in life. I'm against separatism. I'm for everyone to gather. I'm for everyone lunatic… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do… — John Waters Copy Share Image
When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My biggest fear in life is living Nativity scenes. I hide in cars and drive around looking at them. Something about it… — John Waters Copy Share Image
What happened is that in the middle of my life I went away and in my own sense of hubris, pride, cynicism,… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Cruising along once again in this cesspool known as life, I realize that it is too late to make a detour. I… — John Waters Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be… — John Waters Copy Share Image
If I died tomorrow I've accomplished what I set out to do in my life. I enjoy making my movies, I enjoy… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Bergman movies were the most influential. They used to show at Goucher University, which was where my parents used to live. 'Brink… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Who have I been starstruck by in real life? One of the weirdest ones was, when we were making 'Cry-Baby,' David Nelson… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I make a great part of my living by traveling and speaking. To me, it's like being a politician, you meet your… — John Waters Copy Share Image
There was a cultural war going on, the '60s was going on. All the film critics were square. — John Waters Copy Share
I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely. — John Waters Copy Share
When I was young, there were bars called the 'Hungry Hole,' and in those same neighbourhoods are now gay people pushing baby carriages. — John Waters Copy Share
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Copy Share
Around '62 in Baltimore, all the girls had those big hairdos. And then suddenly, a few of the really hip ones started doing their… — John Waters Copy Share
“John!?” I ask in shock. This woman recognizes me? It can’t be! “How do you know my name?” I wonder out loud. Suddenly she… — John Waters Copy Share
'Serial Mom' tested really well when we finally got with the right audience. But they would go to some shopping mall in a deep,… — John Waters Copy Share
One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock Hudson's… — John Waters Copy Share
Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you. — John Waters Copy Share
To use bad taste, you have to know the rules of good taste. I've always thanked my mother for that. She taught how to… — John Waters Copy Share
I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple… — John Waters Copy Share
I do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it. So, I… — John Waters Copy Share
I love to read about anger. A "feel bad" book always makes me feel good. And no other novel in the history of literature… — John Waters Copy Share
Maybe I'll just write books. I'd like to make another movie, but I don't want to go back and [do] what they want you… — John Waters Copy Share
