Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you? — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Why should I let anything stand in the way of life, liberty, and the pursuit of vivisection?” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Squared away, oh yes, a completely Harry idea of how life is lived, with hospital corners and polished shoes. And even then… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Doakes was gone. One small piece at a time he was leaving my life and releasing me from the involuntary servitude of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Another huge new development was going up to improve life for all of us by turning trees and animals into cement and… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“ninety-nine percent of all human life is spent simply repeating the same old actions, speaking the same tired clichés, moving like a… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Well, if there was any real reward for complaining I hadn’t seen it so far, in a life filled with suffering and… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Life would certainly be easier if we all came equipped with our own personal FAQ lists. When we meet someone, we could… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Happily for me, ninety-nine percent of all human life is spent simply repeating the same old actions, speaking the same tired clichés,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them...” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t kill this… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“It would be much too difficult for anyone to get in and out of this area, especially if they were carrying questionable loads of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
“I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing--when… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share
