Laughter Quotes · Page 50

Every girl needs a bestfriend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again

— Cassie Ventura

“Your laughter : the drug That cures my emotional infection”

— Richard L. Ratliff

“Figure out what makes you laugh, and do more of it. Figure out what makes you cry, and do less of it.”

— Mandy Hale

If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is very little success where there is very little laughter.

— Andrew Carnegie

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

— Mark Driscoll

Laughter is the most inexpensive and most effective wonder drug. Laughter is a universal medicine.

— Bertrand Russell

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.

— Agnes Repplier

Im glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then…

— Dr Seuss

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can…

— Michael Patrick King

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that…

— Rene Descartes

you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and…

— Catherine the Great

“Only three things are real: God, human folly, and laughter. Since we can do nothing with the first two, we must do…

— John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

— Jim Butcher

The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears…

— Anonymous

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice.…

— Mark Roberts

...Shorty's laugh was cold-blooded as he spoke so foul, Only twelve tryin to tell me that he liked my style. Then I…

— Nas

I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the people laugh; then, again -…

— Al Jolson

“...if one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. How else would one learn to…

— Dean Koontz

“There was polite laughter in the courtroom. Bosch noticed that the attorneys -- prosecution and defense -- dutifully joined in, a couple…

— Michael Connelly

Haste thee, Nymph, and bring with thee Jest, and youthful Jollity, Quips, and Cranks, and wanton Wiles, Nods, and Becks, and wreathed…

— John Milton

We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin. I have heard others, and I have heard myself, recounting cruelties and…

— Anonymous

He who knows his soul knows this truth: " I am beyond everything finite; I I now see that the Spirit, alone…

— Paramahansa Yogananda

Let us instance one respect in which American life has recently undergone a great change. We allude to its increased devotion to…

— Frank Crowninshield

Getting a laugh was what I'd been doing with my family and at school since the age of three.

— Aisling Bea

Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.

— Thomas Hobbes

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

— Woody Allen

The laughter of girls is and ever was among the delightful sounds on the earth.

— Anonymous

I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D

— Ritu Ghatourey

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything.

— Radhika Apte

“They Laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at them because they all are the same.”

— Anonymous

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

— Denis Norden

Learn to laugh at your problems, cause everybody else does.

— Jared Leto

I am smiling because you are my brother. I am laughing because there is nothing you can do about it!

— Reina

I've always tried to please people, make them laugh.

— Kerry Katona

I've had the fame and the joy of getting laughter - those are gifts.

— Mary Tyler Moore

“We clutch our bellies and roll on the floor... When I say this, it should mean laughter, not poison.”

— Richard Siken Crush

Wish I could take your tears and replace them with laughter.

— Lowkey

I have often observ'd the loudest Laughers to be the dullest Fellows in the Company.

— Mary Wortley Montagu

“I'm probably laughing at myself more than anyone is, because I'm around me all the time.”

— Tim Kinsella