Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
If you want a show to succeed, you're going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My grandmother instilled in me a toughness that comes with survival. She was a tough lady and never truly enjoyed her life.… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our… — George Lopez Copy Share
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez Copy Share
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content… — George Lopez Copy Share
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of… — George Lopez Copy Share
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just… — George Lopez Copy Share
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as… — George Lopez Copy Share
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're… — George Lopez Copy Share
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy… — George Lopez Copy Share
I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a… — George Lopez Copy Share
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes… — George Lopez Copy Share
I grew up with nothing and nobody ever told me I could do anything. I never knew my father, and my mother wasnt the… — George Lopez Copy Share
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