Hoes only come in between you and your man, because they don't have one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IN FRONT OF EVERY MAN THERE IS A WOMAN...THE LETTERS WO COMES IN FRONT OF THE MAN TOGETHER SPELLS WOMAN — Debbie Perkins Copy Share Image
Doctor protector of humanity, another form of God called, the doctor today has become the biggest modern pirates — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! — Unkown Copy Share Image
Mixer and the liquor here to wash away the pain/ But it never goes away it's like a permanent stain/ And I… — Tactics Copy Share Image
Shes the key to my happiness and the lock of my heart. My love source for her is endless,it would be my… — Donatt Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Mystery of love is moving seldom ways Terrible people can disturb and try to drop you down but the forever loving… — Fatima Fatimzahra Copy Share Image
We are just a difference! You see your horoscope every day! Ihad forgotten to write my horoscope You should be prepared to… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
A guy should never lay their hand on a women, u are a punk if u do.A real man will never do… — Raheem Nicholas Copy Share Image
A real mad would not get you drunk just to have sex he would wait for the right time.. — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
Baby there's alot of freaky shit running my mind, that I can't say but I know I can demonstrate. — Amanda Copy Share Image
I'll be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as I'll be home in 5 minutes. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident...You don't just trip and fall into a vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep going each step may get harder but don't stop. The view is beautiful at the top. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
The sun never sets I can not wait, do not you come do not come close to killing me! What annoyed me… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Being real must be a sin, because I keep getting punished for keeping it real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a leader in life. Never fall into the role of a follower, it will cause you to fall when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop remembering me as the girl that you used to know and get to know me as the woman that I've become — Sherrice Hodge Copy Share Image
So there's this girl... SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. And she's reading this... RIGHT NOW. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I love the vision that this good reveals. Takes me to a place where the world remains still. — Jeremy OGuinn Copy Share Image
Never apologize for saying what you feel It's like saying sorry for been real. — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
The advice of others, you can stick | Listen to the sound of your day, too much thinking can change your intention | — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I moved on you can keep the pictures. That's my girl she left me she ain't keep it real wit me. — C Murder Copy Share Image
Bruno Mars may catch a grenade for you but we catch hundreds, sincerely The Army. — Anonymous Copy Share Image