I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown. — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
People are really worried about their jobs. That's what everybody talks to me about today. — Patty Murray Copy Share Image
I believe in extraterrestrials, but I believe that real extraterrestrials are so peculiar that the job is to recognize them. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living. — Don Henley Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job, but figure out a way to have another stream of income. — Michelle Singletary Copy Share Image
“I’m the new age miner, going to work at the company’s gold mines, where they charge me for the pick axe” — Volatalistic Phil Copy Share Image
I made education the highest priority of my campaign - actually education and jobs - and the reason is a simple one:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My job is to interpret. I'm an interpreter. I can add things and bring unique qualities to the role that the writer… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
I came along and was a teenager in the Depression, and nobody had jobs. So I went out hitchhiking, when I met… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
The first job of a leader-at work or at home-is to inspire trust. It's to bring out the best in people by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For what are the whales being killed? For a few hundred jobs and products that are not needed, since there are cheap… — George Schaller Copy Share Image
When clients come to my design agency and say 'I want to be the Apple of this or that,' we say 'Okay,… — Yves Behar Copy Share Image
Anna Wintour is the most powerful woman in the global fashion industry, the first lady of fashion. She's a politician; I'm a… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
Real Dreams don't require you to abandon your family, quit your job, and move to Tahiti with your paintbrush. They just require… — Barbara Sher Copy Share Image
Directing is a very all-consuming job. What you want to do there, as you're coming down the final road, is to just… — David Shore Copy Share Image
Few places in American culture have made as effective a case for entrepreneurship than hip-hop. Hip-hop tells young people that our society… — Bakari Kitwana Copy Share Image
When this president was sworn into office, he was handed a deficit of over a trillion dollars. Republicans were in control of… — Jay Carney Copy Share Image
Those of us and so many other stalwart critics and opponents and questioners and dissidents in conservative media were attacked for doing… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
It makes me self-conscious. It's because I'm known, in the limelight, that it's getting all the gravy, but if you knew, if… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
That is my job as an intellectual, as an extension of my vocation: to engage in a serious reckoning with the present… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
Be able to take any job that gives you experience on a film. Don't just think that you have to be in… — Colleen Atwood Copy Share Image
Oddly, since by now I've written quite a lot on early modern philosophers, I didn't care for the history of philosophy, which… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility, a… — Carl Paladino Copy Share Image
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the first jobs I ever had was opening clams in a seafood restaurant, so I'm pretty quick at it. — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I started acting when I was 13, so acting has been, with great fortune, my job since I could get a job. — Carla Gugino Copy Share Image
I consider myself the head coach whose job is to keep this winning team intact. I keep everybody focused and motivated. — Monte Lipman Copy Share Image
The central job of schools is to maximize the capacity of each students. — Carol Ann Tomlinson Copy Share Image
'Harry Potter' gave me back self respect. Harry gave me a job to do that I loved more than anything else. — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
A lot of the job that one has to do as a writer is to protect the thing that doesn't match the… — Kay Ryan Copy Share Image
I'm fond of kissing. It's part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
We have reached a point today where labor-saving devices are good only when they do not throw the worker out of his… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Technological change is beneficial only when other jobs replace the ones lost. — Robert Kuttner Copy Share Image
I think every job that I've done to this point has had something new to challenge me. — Elaine Cassidy Copy Share Image
An actor's job is to embrace emotions and situations that in real life we spend all of our time running away from. — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image