I aint such a mug as to put up my children to all I know myself. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The more a man possesses over and above what he uses, the more careworn he becomes. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most." — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Money is the counter that enables life to be lived socially; it is life as truly as sovereigns and banknotes are money. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Everyone can see that the people who hunt are the right people and the people who don't are the wrong ones. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it? — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Those who are looking for paradise on Earth should come and see Dubrovnik. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If I bind the future I bind my will. If I bind my will I strangle creation. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Consistency is the enemy of enterprise, just as symmetry is the enemy of art. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When domestic servants are treated as human beings it is not worth while to keep them. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I'm a free citizen. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Somemenare bornkings; and someare bornstatesmen. The two are seldom the same. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
In the arts of life, man invents nothing; but in the arts of death he outdoes Nature herself, and produces by chemistry and machinery… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
“My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution. I desire… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
You are my inspiration and my folly. You are my light across the sea, my million nameless joys, and my day's wage. You are… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
The schoolmaster is the person who takes the children off the parents' hands for a consideration. That is to say, he establishes a child… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure without asking that figure to take its… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still communist at the age… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
But to admire a strong person and to live under that strong person’s thumb are two different things. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
The person who is ignorant enough to believe that his nourishment depends on meat is in a horrible dilemma. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share
