I'm pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don't find out I go to bed at 10:30 p.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday be as creative at work as you are with your excuse for not coming into work tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can get drunk all you want but in the morning you're going to be sober with a headache with the same… — Airyell SPeaks Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
