Staying home alone on a Friday. Flat on the floor looking back on old love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child,… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
I was really scared to stay home alone when I was kid, and I would freak out whenever there was a noise… — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
You know, I don't walk home alone at night. If I drive into our courtyard after dark, I ask my partner to… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfriending me when I didn’t even know we were friends? It’s like breaking wind when you’re home alone. If I can’t smell… — George Takei Copy Share Image
I just kicked it at home, I polished up the chrome. Called the druga on the phone, let her know I'm home… — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my family a great deal. But I sure do like being the calm & quiet that comes with being home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion's den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I dont think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because were pretty much two different kinds of actors. Hes done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
I believe in Destiny-3 days later I come back home from the vacation I went to while my teenager daughter stayed home… — Mayla Copy Share Image
In a dog social cue from a master can override where he saw the being placed. That won’t happen unless we have… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Married life can seem as if it's only five days long. The first day you meet, the second day you marry, the… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
“Al was referring to the time during the Cuban missile crisis that he left his five-months-pregnant wife home alone with no food… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
I don't think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because we're pretty much two different kinds of actors. He's done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is… — John Heard Copy Share Image
“She used to come home alone at two in the morning. When I asked if she wasn't afraid of sexual maniacs, she… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion’s den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“All those summer drives, no matter where I was going, to a person, a project, an adventure, or home, alone in the… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder why I'm there for him. We lock eyes across the room, and I know. Sometimes I wonder why I… — Krystalline Dayaphanise Copy Share Image
“Why did you come here tonight?” she asked. “Other than the fact that you’ve finally come to your senses and realize you… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
“Preventing Separation Anxiety We wish our dogs could be with us all day, every day, but it’s not possible, and puppies do… — Terry Albert Copy Share Image
“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you're home alone and you hear a strange noise & you're just like - _ - WTF! WHO'S THERE?! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From November through December, 'tis the season for 'Home Alone!' — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
When your parents leave you home alone ... Well, its time toteach the neighbor what good music is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
