I love Hanukkah because it's so weird. You just sit there and light candles and say spells. — King Tuff Copy Share Image
Allow me to summarize the heroic Jewish uprising against the banning of our religion by mumbling a prayer written in phonetic Hebrew. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Hanukkah miracle would be feeling confident that you spelled Hanukkah correctly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oskar is the fruit of those fantasies -- the idea that what needed to be saved was not just lives but hope.” — Richard Simon Copy Share Image
May the glimmer and glow of each candle you light, bring blessings, warmth, and make your day bright! Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, every hour of the light and dark is a miracle. Every cubic inch of space is a miracle. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is what my Christmas looks like, And my Hanukkah, Ramadan, Diwali 'n Onam. I don't get to celebrate any of the… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Kindle the taper like the steadfast star Ablaze on evening's forehead o'er the earth, And add each night a lustre till afar… — Emma Lazarus Copy Share Image
Warm wishes to you for a joyous and blessed holiday season! Happy Hanukkah! - See more at: http://www.happywishes.com/for/hanukkah-wishes/sthash.VJ7SAdXK.dpuf — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The miracle, of course, was not that the oil for the sacred light - in a little cruse - lasted as long… — Charles Reznikoff Copy Share Image
The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically, American Jewish singer-songwriters were too busy making Christmas music. 'White… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I have excellent relationships with Jewish organizations and participate every year in a Hanukkah celebration with my family. There haven't been any… — Viktor Yushchenko Copy Share Image
Still ours the dance, the feast, the glorious Psalm, The mystic lights of emblem, and the Word. — Emma Lazarus Copy Share Image
I wish you immense warmth and happiness at Hanukkah. May the light of the Menorah glow in everlasting blessings for you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The proper response, as Hanukkah teaches, is not to curse the darkness but to light a candle. — Irving Greenberg Copy Share Image
Wishing you and those you love a joyous and peaceful Hanukkah! May your celebration be bright and filled with cheer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
I hope you are blessed this holiday season and throughout the year with peace, love and joy. Shalom to you at Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, for me Hanukkah is very sad. But the life force that's in me makes it a wonderful holiday, too. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to get married and have a family, but it was important that my husband be a Jew; I… — Mili Avital Copy Share Image
May the light of the season illuminate your life as bright as the Menorah. Have a Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
On Hanukkah, the first dark night, Light yourself a candle bright. I'll you, if you will me invite To dance within that… — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
“Like the Maccabees, most people want the right to pray to God in their own way. This right is called freedom of… — Norma Simon Copy Share Image
Let the straight flower bespeak its purpose in straightness - to seek the light. Let the crooked flower bespeak its purpose in… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Do what you do. This Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, Twelfth Night, Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras, St. Paddy's Day, and every… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected… — John Silber Copy Share Image
I'm not against the Hanukkah songs. I like Hanukkah songs. I grew up with Hanukkah songs. I'm not opposed to Hanukkah or… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas,… — Fred Melamed Copy Share Image
“Oskar's particular blessings are blessings that only a major cosmopolitan city can bestow on a refugee. They represent all our potential to… — Richard Simon Copy Share Image