Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly... — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer. — Armageddon Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P — Aamir Sheikh Copy Share Image
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer,Ahhh, Breath in those oceans, no potions... Eat those Junk foods, come on dude… Dance on the sand, as I take your… — Summer Summers Copy Share Image
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So my goal from a year ago was to be in tip top speedo shape by this summer and that totally didn't… — Oscar Romero Copy Share Image
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track. — American Beauty Copy Share Image
When you were in school you wish for summer to come but when it's summer you wish you were still at school. — Marianepublico Copy Share Image
School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year. — Toy Story Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
