Funny soccer Quotes · Page 4

I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.

— Jimmy Armfield

It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked

— Barry Davies

Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

— Ron Greenwood

The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does,

— Anonymous

The goals made such a difference to the way this game went

— John Motson

We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started

— Len Ashurst

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

— Elton John

Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue

— Alan Jackson

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

— Jonathan Woodgate

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania

— Ron Greenwood

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

— Phil Neville

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

— Alan Green

Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh

— Martin Tyler

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

— Ron Atkinson

If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them

— Jimmy Armfield

So often the pendulum contines to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.

— Tony Gubba

We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game

— Bobby Robson

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.

— Kevin Keegan

Notting Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning

— David Coleman

And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done

— Bryan Robson

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air

— Jock Brown

They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability

— Jimmy Armfield

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

— Jimmy Hill

The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup

— John Motson

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

— Barry Venison

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

— Les Ferdinand