If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I used to put videos on MySpace, there'd always be someone posting something nasty. To those people, I'd send friend requests,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
“Tristan Vega: Thanks for accepting my friend request . I promise to try my hardest to refrain from sending you too many… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
They who dare to ask anything of a friend, by their very request seem to imply that they would do anything for… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
“Scanning through her friend requests, I delete all the males who requested to be her friend. I don’t like those creepy fuckers.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“It is seriously creepy when you receive a friend request from a dead friend in social media asking you to accept.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
