Don't text me only when YOU feel like it, you either talk to me all the time of f*cking never. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Usually when a b*tch says good luck, she really wanna say F*ck you, I hope you don't get it b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share
