“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Do you imagine that they're going to issue me a citation...what was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“No, not you two. Stay here.' 'Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?' Eve asked. 'Men.' 'You really… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Go to hell and take that with you!” She shouted it right in Amelie’s face. Eve was an exotic blaze of color… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“If he had any kind of a clue, he wouldn’t be caught dead with that stuff. See what I did there? Caught… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants,"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Did you talk to him about it?" "Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy."… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I need to be a vampire," she said. "and I want one of them to make it happen. Michael will do fine.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You look fabulous," he told her, and kissed her. "Oh, crap, now I've got glitter, right? Leatherface does not do glitter. It's… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce." "Why are those two always out at the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Ew.' 'Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.' 'I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you.' 'You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same,' Michael… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Michael rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on, just this once," Eve said. "Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins? That's kind of crucial, right?"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Claire - "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" Eve - "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness." — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so," Eve said, and bailed out of… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I can handle Glory." "Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory." He shut up. Which… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramatics Monica: Or what, you'll bleed on me, Emo Princess… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You ever have that happen where you meet someone and just--clash? We were like a gravel and cream sandwhich." "That is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know." "Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image