“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Among us all men were created sons of God and stood erect, as conscious of their divinity. — Charles Eastman Copy Share Image
“Penis erectus non habet conscientiam. An erect penis has no conscience and so I d-” — S. A. David Copy Share Image
“All erect dicks are bent. Or, if not all, then at least enough of them to be eulogized in a poem.” — Karl Ove Knausgård Copy Share Image
I come correct in full effect have all my hoes in check and before I get the butt the jim must be… — A Tribe Called Quest Copy Share Image
“Be cheerful also, and seek not external help nor the tranquility which others give. A man then must stand erect, not be… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“Sophie hadn't tought an erect penis would be so big. Or so hard. Or so silky. "I thought it would be like… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
To say that a thing has never yet been done among men is to erect a barrier stronger than reason, stronger than… — Thomas Reed Copy Share Image
When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion. — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“You will arise, so start by attempting to rise. Don't give space for failure to erect local huts in your land; agree… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
All this discussion though politically correct, is dead beyond destruction though it leaves me quite erect. — Live (Band Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1902, I was able to erect two experimental stations on two forts at Strasbourg for the purpose of… — Karl Ferdinand Braun Copy Share Image
“I don't think you should run through life with a real erect penis. But you should approach each book - you should… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.” Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in… — H.A. Wills Copy Share Image
In several sections, both natural in the banks of the Mississippi and its numerous arms, and where artificial canals had been cut,… — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
“So I stood around that big square of books. Standing around books, even books in a foreign language, you feel a kind… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
Nearly all web publications are driven by the display model, which is in turn driven by page views. But we all know… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Highschool is like a semi-erect penis. It's not THAT hard, but it can still fuck you and if you like it you're… — John Cinzio Copy Share Image
“Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect - like a man - on his own legs,… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I love fashion. I love couture. I'm going to erect a shelf in my bedroom with an art light to be the… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers? — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
The closer Iraq approaches freedom and democracy, the more impediments and barriers the terrorists will erect. — Howard Coble Copy Share Image
