There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
“The problem with aging is not that it's one damn thing after another—it's every damn thing, all at once, all the time.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Thugs who brutalize elderly people should be punished severely. — Maryanne Trump Barry Copy Share Image
There are a lot of elderly people in Flint who are homebound and can't get the supplies they need. — Rasheed Wallace Copy Share Image
Republican candidates had to appeal to their base, which is by and large elderly white people arguing with empty chairs. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
“The nice thing about dating in your fifties is the people that are going to age well are easy to spot!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
And the biggest, coldest power play of all in Obamacare came at the expense of the elderly. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
“It’s not the specter of aging that haunts me. Rather, it’s the far greater fear of having aged and having nothing to… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
Obamacare is going to destroy the elderly by denying care, by even perhaps denying treatment to people who are in catastrophic circumstances. — Rafael Cruz Copy Share Image
“Overstimulation of IGF-1-signaling pathways in the brain due to milk consumption could thus accelerate the onset of neurodegenerative disease. IGF-1 passes the… — Bodo Melnik Copy Share Image
If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
When Ive ridden in parades, I always throw to the kids, the elderly and anyone who is smiling and having a great… — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweetheart, are surest, and… — John Webster Copy Share Image
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good… — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as ageing gracefully. I don't meet people who want to get Alzheimer's disease, or who want to get… — Aubrey de Grey Copy Share Image
In Holland, pensions were cut. The public health services for elderly people were cut. Enormous asocial tough measures. And at the same… — Geert Wilders Copy Share Image
“In most novels it is taken for granted that people over fifty are as set in their ways as elderly apple trees,… — Alison Lurie Copy Share Image
The bride, white of hair, is stooped over her cane Her faltering footsteps need guiding. While down the church aisle, with wan… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
People would stop me in the street - my demographic tends to be the elderly Jewish women from Miami; I think they… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
Cancer has taught me a lot of things. Maybe it is the best thing that has happened to me. I can't say… — Yuvraj Singh Copy Share Image
From watching Lester (Flatt), I learned that it's important to be loyal to the people who made you and bought your music.… — Marty Stuart Copy Share Image
Medicaid protects impoverished children, the frail elderly and people in crisis, .. Its limited resources will be further stretched serving hurricane victims.… — Sherrod Brown Copy Share Image
We're not going to give tax breaks to billionaires and then cut back on the needs of our elderly or poor or… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Sometimes [the expression] old age has a kind of harrowing beauty. But elderly - ugh! — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. — Caryn Leschen Copy Share Image
As an elderly man, I have remained estranged from the society here. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I die a little inside every time I see an old person alone at a restaurant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An inebriated elderly gentleman in the last depths of shabbiness... played the calm and virtuous old men. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Listen to your elder's advice. Not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong... — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
One of the most important jobs of the youth is to make the elderly happy. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
People who watch morning television are elderly, infirm or emotionally immature. — Roy Hattersley Copy Share Image
It doesn't behoove elderly persons to follow fashion in their thinking nor in the way they dress. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Robots will play an important role in providing physical assistance and even companionship for the elderly. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Raking over the past and sifting its dust is an occupation for the idle or the elderly retired. — Armand Hammer Copy Share Image