Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog — The Cockle Bur Copy Share Image
“I always say my biological clock must be digital, because I've never heard it ticking.” — Lucy Dillon Copy Share Image
Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Of course what he most intensely dreams of is being taken out on walks, and the more you are able to indulge… — Henry James Copy Share Image
Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
I drew a vicious cartoon of an Islamic extremist as a dog, knowing full well what an insult that was is in… — Terry Mosher Copy Share Image
Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog. — Douglas Malloch Copy Share Image
I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion… — John Major Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
