I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture. — Heidi Julavits Copy Share Image
I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was sound as a dollar. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“There are other doctors out there but there's only one [of your child].” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
If the doctors cure then the sun sees it. If the doctors kill then the earth hides it. The doctors should fear… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was… — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
One way to measure a particular doctor's openness and attitude toward women in general is simply to ask about the doctor's opinion… — Marsden Wagner Copy Share Image
I married someone 30 years older than me, a doctor, a playboy who had a terrible Don Juan reputation. — Arielle Dombasle Copy Share Image
I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without… — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I think we all feel that way when we're young we don't think teachers have lives. We don't think therapists have lives.… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
There's no diploma in the world that declares you as an artist—it's not like becoming a doctor. You can declare yourself an… — Kara Walker Copy Share Image
Because if I smashed anything, Team Jaiden would just get me into a behavior modification program, or maybe some doctor would put… — Stefan Petrucha Copy Share Image
Of course, I should have done what doctors said and walked for miles every day and not eaten great amounts of butter.… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Kids should feel afraid of 'Doctor Who.' All the adults I've talked to remember fondly being afraid when they were kids. That's… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
I have two kids, and when my oldest was first born, it was the most vulnerable feeling in the world. I remember… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
Could a mariner sit idle if he heard the drowning cry? Could a doctor sit in comfort and just let his patients… — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
People have a tendency to cast me more as lawyers and doctors and just rich guys, rich assholes basically, a lot of… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
Today's parents have little authority over those others with whom they share the task of raising their children. On the contrary,most parents… — Kenneth Keniston Copy Share Image
Priests and physicians should never look one another in the face. They have no common ground, nor is there any to mediate… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I will use treatment to help the sick according to my ability and judgment, but never with a view to injury and… — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
I'm glad you came here and got the help you needed," Neil says, and he shakes my hand in that way that… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Our civilized world is nothing but a great masquerade. You encounter knights, parsons, soldiers, doctors, lawyers, priests, philosophers and a thousand more:… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
All one needs to do is just to go to any hospital in America and see the number of Pakistani or Indian… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then doctors who are fighting cancer are fighting against the work of God. If… — Ray Comfort Copy Share Image
“Where there were once several competing approaches to medicine, there is now only one that matters to most hospitals, insurers, and the… — Thomas Hager Copy Share Image