I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Separation Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know when you're so attached to someone that the simple thought of separation is too much and your stomach hurts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other; it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other; it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised if many marriages end in divorce largely because one or both partners are running from their own revealed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don't think all ecstasies are the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Missing my old friends. Why is it always miserable when it comes to separation... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at bitterness and resentment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just so you know, telling everyone that we are just friends is the hardest thing I have ever had to do... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take a bite of love, but live in no misconception that your heart will escape pain of separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im starting to think marriage is dumb. It seems like there's always somebody bragging about what they won in the divorce. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce & you lose hope in all Hollywood marriages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are clear that you are miserable in your relationship, don't procrastinate on getting a divorce 'for the sake of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Separation is something people don't wanna taste but every one knows the taste. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The converging crises of our time all arise from a common root that we might call Separation.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
