Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share Image
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought,… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get… — Zoolander Copy Share
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I… — Zoolander Copy Share
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that… — Zoolander Copy Share
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P. Prewitt — Zoolander Copy Share
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share
