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Even though we’re miles apart, a computer screen can link hearts. The quotes warn not to pull out a USB too quickly and to protect privacy from shoulder‑snooping. They also wonder if future uploads will let a perfect simulation exist without a physical body.

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My desk top

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The network is the computer.

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I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

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Amazing what a computer can do

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Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

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If your password is your name...you deserve to be hacked.

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There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?

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“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

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Shutting down the computer and realizing you need it again.

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Anyone with a little computer experience knows that anything can be copied bit by bit with the right equipment.

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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?

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I'm an enemy of what I call 'computer theology.' There's a class conflict out there. There's a techno-elite that lives in a…

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With current technology it is possible to put four floppy disk drives in a personal computer. It is just that doing so…

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Another misconception is that an order is canceled when you hit 'cancel' on your computer. But, the fact is it's canceled only…

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That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'

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I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.

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Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral…

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Five days a week I drive from our home to the Episcopal Cathedral Center of Los Angeles where I have an office,…

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Why is it that I notice so many brilliant scientists using Macs for their personal computers; why does the Lawrence Livermore &…

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You might sit at your computer, thinking you own and control your own ideas but it doesn't take long before you realize…

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I don't know when they first had feeds. Like maybe, fifty or a hundred years ago. Before that, they had to use…

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Since Stark had come back from the Otherworld, he'd been too weak and out of it to do much more than eat,…

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If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether…

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My mother’s been living alone for over ten years. She gets up at six every morning. She makes herself a coffee. She…

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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

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Typing 'LOL' when your face has less expression than a brick.

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“The computer is important, but not for mathematics”

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I delete my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.

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Dont force with two things woman and computer

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“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”

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Remember the time we used to get on the computer just for paint?

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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

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If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.

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I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.

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I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'.

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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