How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
“Modern travel would be totally delightful if only I could learn to enjoy boredom, discomfort, and fatigue.” — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share
It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share