He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers Copy Share Image
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.” — Diana G. Gallagher Copy Share Image
Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd… — Rupert Giles Copy Share Image
My all-time favorite program in my entire life was 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.' — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I've lost my mind," Alex muttered, grabbing her knives again and stomping back across the kitchen. "I woke up this morning a… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Buffy the Vampire Slayer showed the whole world, and an entire sprawling industry, that writing monsters and demons and end-of-the-world is not… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image