I want a boyfriend who skateboards and who will take me mudding in his big truck, and who loves country music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take 'em home myself. — Brian Kemp Copy Share Image
Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best friend growing up was a truck driver, and it was big in truck stops. He'd have his 'Deadwood' DVDs, and… — W. Earl Brown Copy Share Image
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“More data—such as paying attention to the eye colors of the people around when crossing the street—can make you miss the big… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Ultimately, I wanted to own a big truck, exercise my second Amendment rights, listen to hardcore music, and let my congressman know… — Mark Twight Copy Share Image
“Buckle your seatbelt. I haven’t driven something this big before.” The truck filled with his laughter. “I get that all the time.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Men are the scourge of the universe. I say we line them all up along the highway and then mow them down… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
My father was born into a family transport business and, as a kid, it was exciting having big trucks to sit in.… — David Coulthard Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Back in Georgia everybody we knew had an automobile." A bu, don't tell stories. That is not possible." Well, not everybody. I… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“So a visionary’s best defense… is not only having a thick skin, but having reservoirs of self-confidence as well. Because when those… — Bill Shore Copy Share Image
“This is the heart of it, the scared woman who does not want to go alone to the man any longer, because… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
“her purse. Evan Nussbaum, Det. 114th Precinct, City of New York. It would be one quick phone call, one quick urgently whispered… — Jonathan Stone Copy Share Image
