One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'd be willing to risk a cracked screen just to throw my iPhone at my boyfriend's head sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey Copy Share Image
I can only take so much of listening to the same problem. Then I just get annoyed. You're on your own. Solve… — Santana Copy Share Image
The hours and days you spend being annoyed or frustrated are times when you deny yourself access to life's best possibilities. When… — Ralph Marston Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do teachers think it's okay to plan for loads of homework and projects the last few days of school? Give me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your mood's not good without any reason,you definitely are missing someone. Someone who existed in your life or someone you wish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Person Hates You For 1 Of 3 Reasons: 1. They Want To Be You. 2. They Hate Themselves. 3. They See… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Things that annoy me 1. work 2. people 3. slow wifi 4. work 5. drama 6.low battery 7. work 8. cops 9. work and you know work !! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. — Hannah Cole Copy Share Image
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptancethe 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being silent is a great way to let people know they have done something wrong...! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have to be nice to someone, I really want to throw a brick at — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That extremely annoying moment when you're behind a slow walker & there's no way around them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate getting attached to someone. Especially if they have no intentions on staying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Say what you mean, mean what you say. But don't be mean when you say it. — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone hates you for no reason, might as well give them a reason to do so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
