Awkwardness Quotes · Page 5

I give you Mercedes Athena Thompson, our newest member." Much awkwardness ensued.

— Patricia Briggs

God may forgive sins, he said, but awkwardness has no forgiveness in heaven or earth.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Nothing is so awkward as a demonstration of humanity by the enemy.”

— Kōbō Abe

The existence of other people is essentially awkward.

— Lionel Shriver

Shyness displays itself differently in me. I think it's more an awkwardness.

— Daniel Radcliffe

“I had fun today,” he says. “You’re kind of weird.”

— Colleen Hoover

And awkwardness are the two antidotes to love.

— Anonymous

“Hi, I’m stranger one and this is stranger two. Are you uncomfortable yet?”

— Kasie West

Either declare a friendship being beyond help and sit in awkwardness, or sort it the fuck out. Don't be a two-faced cow.

— Anonymous

“I remember myself as a child, pudgy and awkward and unsure of myself. For a moment I wonder how anyone could love…

— Ashlee Willis

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a…

— Emma Stone

The most important thing is that you're comfortable with who you're working with as a person. Forget the music, if you can…

— Jarryd James

“Fitting in and catering to others is not only overrated, but it also diminishes your performance.”

— Henna Pryor

I can never be important to any one.' 'What is to prevent you?' 'Every thing — my situation — my foolishness and…

— Jane Austen

I was an ambidextrous child, and the symmetry of roller skating was a welcome respite from my awkwardness with physical activities that…

— Mary Pilon

They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, no awkwardness... until you start to like one.

— Anonymous

“Shane never knew how to address her friends' parents. She wanted to call her Mrs. Eliot's Mom, but knew that the cutesiness…

— Thomm Quackenbush

I have heard that stiff people lose something of their awkwardness under high ceilings, and in spacious halls. I think, sculptureand painting…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's such an awkwardness to most heterosexual male relationships. You see women who are friends, and they kiss each other good-bye, and…

— Todd Phillips

“This is a very odd conversation,” Dappa observed. “On an arbitrary numerical scale of conversational oddness, ranging from one to ten, with…

— Neal Stephenson

Well, my intention is to make work about being uncomfortable. About being in a world that isn't always the world you want…

— Laurel Nakadate

“He thought [he] was past all this awkwardness and anxiety over communicating with human he potentially licked...er, liked. Then Jason's scent hit…

— Angel Martinez

My favourite kind of comedy comes from the awkwardness of living, the stuff that makes you cringe but borders on tragic -…

— Taika Waititi

The finest manners in the world are awkwardness and fatuity when contrasted with a finer intelligence. They appear but as the fashions…

— Henry David Thoreau

To see and feel one's beloved naked for the first time is one of life's pure, irreducible epiphanies. If there is a…

— Dan Simmons

I might say that what amateurs call a style is usually only the unavoidable awkwardnesses in first trying to make something that…

— Ernest Hemingway

If you're going to judge me for the clothes I wear, the way I do my hair, the type of shoes I…

— Jasmine

“I expect he did it awkwardly, but awkwardness in men was a sign of sincerity then.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Authenticity and honesty can be awkward and uncomfortable.”

— Kim Ha Campbell

If you don't have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

— Jeff Rich

“I wish the awkwardness between us doesn’t last long. I want my friend back.”

— Veronica Roth

“Because, my weird has been able to cancel out your weird, Lady Cross-Stitch.”

— Alexandra Bracken

Some people make up for the awkwardness by being mean.

— Phil Dunster

“Awkwardness can make the heart race, but don't let it set the pace.”

— Henna Pryor

“Don't let familiar pain beat unfamiliar gain.”

— Henna Pryor

Sorry a complete stranger is privy to your yeast infection.

— Anonymous

“I mean, you’re such a supernormal guy, but you do such unnormal things.”

— Haruki Murakami

Five is the very awkwardest of all posible numbers to sit down to table.

— Jane Austen

Social awkwardness is not a sin, in defense of liberty.

— Matt Kibbe

A lot of support gets withheld out of fear of awkwardness and misspeaking.

— Carolyn Hax